We receive our quest from the mysterious old man in the tavern. In space, everything proceeds in turns.ġ092 million? I guess earth finally got around to killing off all the sandniggers. That means it'll take our ship 4 days to get there. There's a convenient minimap in the upper right, which we use to find earth.Ĭlicking earth plots a course for us. the small ship in the middle of the screen is us. Eventually I decide to wait until after the tutorial before buying shit. I breifly entertain the idea of getting an extra Laz0r. Since we've nowhere near enough spacein the cargo bay, I sell them.Ī bunch of upgrades are available for purchase. For some reason, there's a shitload of minerals too. I notice the modules we selected at character creation are in the storeage on the left. Tutorial mission get! At least I get a chance to familiarize myself with the game before buttraep ensues.īefore taking off, let's look at our ship. So far this game is wordier than Planescape: Torment. I wonder if there are chest-high planets to stick to in space. The suspense! Apparently the Moles we're popping are Called Dominators. Since I have literally just installed this game, I just leave the defaults there. You can also tag 2 skills to start with and pick 2 pieces of upgraded equipment. Skyway went with Mercenary to better pop those moles. So Human it is!Īfter that, we get 5 classes to choose from, each of which has a different starting ship. I've no idea what they do, but I've been informed that aliens are boring, banal, shit.
There are 5 races: Maloq, Peleng, Human, Freyan and Garlian. Further brave pilots wishing to sign up will note the vast Choice & Consequence they get to pick from here. Here we see the character generation screen. First come, first serve, until I complete the game or get bored with it! To get us all started, I've "voulenteered" one of our most distinguished KKKodexian gentlemen. Applications are now open for brave Codexian Pilots to voulenteer themselves to share the glory when we inevitably bang hot blue space chicks, grap space collars and pop space moles. I haven't read the manual, but I'm sure with my superior aryan genes I'll breeze through this easily. I grabbed this game on the steam summer sale. And they took my platinum chip, too!Ĭheck out the awesome voice acting in the intro on jewtube Hellraiser: Like sex: Quick, brutal and not that satisfying. Skyway: Tutorial Mission: Boring, Banal, Shit! Hellraiser Flew into the motherfucking death star Sargeant Hartman Gangraped by lusty pirates Captain Skyway Defeated by mighty training Drone
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